yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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