i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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