I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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