Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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