Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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