I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Mom said you looked used
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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