I've blown a few things in my day
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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