i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I have feelings that need drinking.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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