Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
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