Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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