hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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