If that was your dad, he is hot
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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