VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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