Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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