I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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