i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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