i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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