Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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