And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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