I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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