I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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