just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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