quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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