So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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