That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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