I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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