He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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