Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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