If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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