The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I am one with the molecules
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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