I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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