OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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