i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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