I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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