Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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