So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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