Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
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I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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