What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Im part way to drunk.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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