She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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