he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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