i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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