can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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