i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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