is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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