omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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