And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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