I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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