how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Randomize