addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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