Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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