Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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