About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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