I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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