you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
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he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I got inside last night via doggy door
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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